Confederacy of Punches:
Team Photo	Big Sleasy (Captain)	SmasHer (Captain)	Cheap Thr!ll	ChessTosterone
Coalminer's Slaughter	Joan Cougar Menstrualcramp	Deuce McMaliceHer	F.N. Trouble	Lil' Rowdy
Ruffit	Loco Bambino	Lush Fatale	Luvinblood	Sophie Nuke 'Em
Crescent Wenches:
Team Photo	Crusty McKnuckle (Captain)	lacy underalls (Captain)	Beatrix sKiddo	Buckwild
Cooney Coo-Coo	Deb U Taunt	duMaine Attraction	Fleur d'Lethal	jambot
Louise Ze Animal	MILF Duds	Ponchartrain BeAtch	Stinky Lafitte	Wit Vicious
StoryVillains:
Team Photo	AnnihilAsian (Captain)	LaBelle ReBelle (Captain)	Anti Em	Balls-out Betty
Ibeatya Amber	Ivy Rased'ya	Jaws	Jet Lisa	Lt. Dan
Mudflap Girl	PowerSnatch	Scabigail	The House Madam	Trixie la Femme
Marigny Antoinettes on Hiatus:
Team Photo
Free Agents (skaters not on a team):
Victoria von Doom	Blaze Scarr	Boutte N. YoFace	Shay-Bay	TripWyre
Retired Skaters (skaters no longer with BERG):
Archbishop Pummel	Babycakes	Bessie Smithereens	Bruise Springsteen	Cherry Pi
Galaxy Grrl	Illegally Blonde	Julie Jawbreaker	KelKat	Little Mascara
Mace M. Dixon	Marquee de Squad	Melpomeanie	Orleans Perish	Queen CinSational
Satannika	Saucy LaRoux	Squirtalicious	Vandal O'Riley
Referees / Announcers:
Team Photo	Bubbles Von Vieux	Carrie Fister	Ez By U	Frida Pancakes
Galfreaka	Lou Lou la Brews	Luna Skategood	MaMalicious	NOLA-mite
Nutty McGillicutty	Rev. Falls-Well	Rev. Psych Ward	S’Aint N.O. Lady	Sam I Am
Sass Piquant	Skip 4-Play	Treble Crush	Whore T. Culture	Willie Score